Man comes home from pub,he walks into then kitchen gets a beer then sits down and says to his wife 'get me another before it starts', so she does, and when he finished it, he says 'get me another before it starts', so again she did, and when he had finished that one he says 'get me another before it starts' and his wife says, listen you lazy f#king bast#d, you come home from the pub, you sit down and demand me to do what you want
he says ''f#ck me its started''