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PostSubject: A really clever blonde   19th June 2008, 10:04

This proves us blondes are not thick!...


A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but
amazingly both escape unhurt - though their cars are written off.


As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful.


Then the woman turns to the man and gushes: "That's incredible, our
cars are demolished but we're fine. It's a sign from God that we're
meant to be together!"


Sensing a promise, the man stammers, "Yes, I agree!"


The woman continues, "And look; though my car was destroyed, this
bottle of wine survived! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our
love!"


"OK!" says the man, going with the moment. She offers him the bottle, he downs half of it and hands it back.


"Your turn," says the man.


"No, thanks," she replies, "I think I'll just wait for the police."

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PostSubject: Re: A really clever blonde   19th June 2008, 15:21

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PostSubject: Re: A really clever blonde   21st June 2008, 02:10

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PostSubject: Re: A really clever blonde   21st June 2008, 10:43

Haha thats what being blonde is all about Smile they think your thick..think again lol

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PostSubject: Re: A really clever blonde   21st June 2008, 14:31

Laughing well said hun
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